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There’s a fly … on your back

Posted by: laughlikepontianak on: 15 August, 2008

(Sometimes even the slightest anomaly can be the funniest thing on a mundane day)

This Friday morning I went to work as usual, entering the office building lift with that bored-neutral-sleepy look like everybody else.

Three of my colleagues were also in the lift. I stood at the back of the lift with the 2 female colleagues. Our new male colleague stood at the front near the door, so obviously we had nothing to stare at but his back.

Suddenly I noticed a huge fly perched on his back, clinging on to his shirt. My eyes popped open while I pointed out to Alice, the colleague standing right behind him.

“Khm-khm-khm” she stifled her laugh while I still stared in surprise with mouth shaped in an ‘O’.

“Oh, my pet fly,” I whispered to her, my finger put against my shoulder to support an imaginary fly.

“KHM-KHM-KHM” she chuckled louder and added “Fifi”

This time I chuckled, “KHM-KHM-KHM” and added “Fufu … Fufu didn’t follow today”

“KHM-KHM-KHM, KHM-KHM-KHM” we both chuckled. By this time, the poor guy already felt self-conscious and realised that we were both talking about him. He glanced back but I think he wasn’t very sure what was going on.

I could see him fidgeting … khm-khm-khm.

We work on the second highest floor of the tower so there was plenty of time for the fly to enjoy the ‘ride’.

The lift door opened and we both expected the fly to fly away, but Nooo… the fly loved this guy so much. It started to climb higher up his back towards his neck! EWWWW!

Two of us looked at each other in shock and surprise, and started laughing out loud. The fly didn’t leave his back at all.

Poor guy … we must have made him soooo uncomfortable!

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4 Responses to "There’s a fly … on your back"

Yeah, indeed poor guy… But if you pitty him so much then why you didn’t tell him that he got tenant/visitor on his back insteed of laughing behind…!? If I was in his place I would answer you properly so for rest of the day you would see thousand flies in front of your eyes…lol

Naughty girl, very naughty… ;-)

Or as a good colleague you should hit the fly on his back before it went to suck his neck… I think that would be much more ”appreciated”…lol

Man who sold the world??? What does that mean? Yes I did tell him in the end, just in case he leaned back and squashed the fly on his shirt. Now that would be gross and embarrassing for him. He was very thankful for the notice, haha, but I think he still felt a bit embarrassed coz 2 girls were giggling about his pet fly.

Ok my pet let’s go back to chat….

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If you are a Malaysian and somewhat intelligent, you would have figured out the name of my blog. Therefore, I shall explain WHY ‘pontianak’. Some years back, my late grandmother (Mom’s mom) was visiting at my house and we sat in the kitchen together with my sister. My sis said something really funny, so I cackled at the top of my lungs. Granny said with a disapproving frown, “Ah yo, chio siang ga iau kuai ah neh” (Hokkien for “My goodness… laughed like a she-devil”). Then, suddenly my mom cackled from the hall and Granny said, “No wonder.” I am also well-known for my laughter among friends and colleagues. Well, it’s kinda hard to explain why that is so until you hear it for yourself.

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